$cientology Sucks! - A greedy, fat guru - who couldn't get it up.
$cientology Sucks! - Magic was used to turn his ass into a cunt.
$cientology Sucks! - The lies are for sale and you're paying up front.
$cientology Sucks! - The current head Davey's an impotent runt.
A UFO cult with a mafia lawyer: $cientology Sucks!
A pyramid scheme with a spritual twist: $cientology Sucks!
A cancerous vessel on a sea of deception: $cientology Sucks!
A midget at the helm who's a total fascist: $cientology Sucks!
$cientology Sucks! The bullshit is thick and the damage is real.
$cientology Sucks! We know that Hubbard's dead taint is Miscavige's meal.
$cientology Sucks! We know that Jack Parsons made L. Ron Hubbard squeal*
$cientology Sucks! And bark like a seal while he plooked him with zeal.
*Jack Parson`s sodomized the great Conman, during a black magic ritual called "Babylon Working"
Muhahahaha , Knowledge is Free!